By user votes:
I’m trying to be less competitive, but I’m still worse at it than other people I know.
— TJW
Clara: Dad, when’s Arthur Lutha Kid’s Day?
Timothy: Uh… what?
C: When’s Arthur Lutha Kid’s Day?
T: Ah… I don’t think I understand…
C: Arthur Lutha Kid’s Day!
[long pause]
T: OH! Martin Luther King Day!
C: Yeah.
T: January.
C: Oh.