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The biggest challenge of my life is that, during one long hot shower, I can plan about 40 hours of work. So maybe I could be happy if I only showered once a week.
— TJW
(Clara enters, holding a hammer.)
Clara: Dad? Just to let you know: I would never, never hit you on the head with a hammer.
Timothy: That’s… good…?
C: And not even Mom either!
(exits)